wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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