Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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