i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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