But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
