I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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