Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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