remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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