This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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