On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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