Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this will be a night to untag.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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