Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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