Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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