What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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