ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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