sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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