Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dick very happy bro
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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