just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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