Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
