No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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