Sry I called you an 8
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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