Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He has the fingertips of a God
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