no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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