She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
