im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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