Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
third nipple confirmed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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