grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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