He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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