Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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