Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
its not stalking. its research.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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