i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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