508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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