508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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