can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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