She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
