I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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