Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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