if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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