why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The ass gains better be worth it
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