Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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