my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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