dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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