I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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