dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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