If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I am naked and annoyed.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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