When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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