You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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