One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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