I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
No subtext here. People are naked.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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