all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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