But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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